Bio

(If you’re looking for the PR version, check out my Amazon author page)

Short version: I write novels! It consumes me! :D

Long version: I was born (two weeks late) in Buffalo, New York during the exciting time in American history known as “The 80s.” It was the decade that gave us such things as the mullet, the moonwalk, and the unfortunately not-well-thought-out hypercolor clothing, among other wonders. I don’t remember much of it, and most of what I think I remember usually ends up being from “The Early 90s.”

This is seriously the first image that comes up when I google "the early 90s"

This is seriously the first image that comes up when I google “the early 90s”

Despite the fact that my parents met while in a religious cult, my childhood and family life was pretty normal and uneventful I think, at least in terms of what some other people consider normal. I had a nuclear family and attended public school. But my mother is also a doctor of holistic medicine (which means I haven’t used fluoridated toothpaste since 1995), and my father owns an organic lawn care company (which means when other kids were writing essays on recycling during Outdoor Education Week, I was writing about the horrifying effects of pesticides and herbicides on squirrels.)

Hipster says: We were buying organic before it was cool.

I spent most of my youth hanging out with my besties in the woods, hoping to discover a dead body (it was suburbia, we were bored). One time, at a Halloween party/sleepover after using a Ouija board, my friends and I experienced a genuine mass hallucination of a (what I can only assume was spirit-possessed) busted porcelain clown doll standing in the doorway, blocking entrance and exit. In later years we chose to have 2 am roadside (or center) tea parties instead of mass hallucinations.

All in all, I think I turned out pretty all right.

What?

What?

I love to write strange tales about big feelings and visceral moments. Some people say I have a talent (or was it “penchant?”) for making my characters suffer ingeniously. But, oh, do I love them so. *hugs imaginary people in her Word documents*

My first novel, The Poppet and the Lune, “an original fairy tale about a patchwork girl and a boy who cried wolf,” was released May 17th 2011. Since then I have also released Ghost City (a post-apocalyptic ghost story), and the first two books in the Arcana Series, The Hierophant and The Tower (book 3 should be out Fall 2016). I have also released an audiobook version of The Poppet and the Lune as well as Ghost City.

I’ve done a lot in the last 4 years! And don’t worry… there will be more. Much more!

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(If you’re looking for the PR version of my bio, check out my Amazon author page)

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